Sunday, March 23, 2008

Gbemul How To Use Sound

smorgasbord of howlers ...

in my first entry I collect everything first been so worth reading what happened. As I said all client meetings have taken place exactly as it is not embellished or exaggerated!
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students: "I need the fist of Schiller"
colleague (laughs and responds quite spontaneously): "Which ones are the left or right?"
student: "I do not care, I need it for school"

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student: "I need the pastures of the young gardener"
, -> Goethe, The Sorrows of Young Werther

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customer: "Please tell me, where do they have their pocket books"
I (. nb: we are a 2000 sqm large bookstore ): "What search Do they? "
customer: "TASCHENB OB CHER"
.... yes, so far we have been .....

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client replies me a little note: "Do you have this book?"
; Encyclopedia ------- ---------
Yes, it took longer!

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customer, with simply rustic appearance, talks Hessian dialect: "You haww scho 'Sigrid of the audio book?" I
, searching and searching and searching, but found no tracks with the name of Sigrid.
Me: "Write with the Sigrid What?"
customer: "Wu?" she looks over my shoulder
customer "you haww of all foalsch geschriwwe! Des enrolled S ECRE T (engl. the secret) ....
well we have talked about it again ....

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Customer: "My daughter reading a trilogy about Cleopatra and I want to surprise them and give her the second volume of "
Me:" Yes, gladly. As the book is called "
customer, puzzled:" What you have to but "
Me:" No, you know what is the name of the author, something from the title "
Customer:" No, it's about Cleopatra's way to the throne "
( aha )
Me:" Look here, this is a trilogy, set in Egypt and it is about Cleopatra. Was that it? "
Customer:" No "
( aha )
Me:" So you know how the series looks like "
Customer:" No "
( deep breath )
Customer:" But you have to the know! "
----------- No, I do not know what books her daughter !!!!!--------

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customer reads: "I am looking for a book the title is different 2 "
Me: "By Wolfgang Hohlbein, Anders'?"
Customer: "No, the title is different 2"
Me: "Anders and two as the number?"
customer: "Yes"
I search and search and ...... nothing
customer: "This is a Portuguese book!"
Me: "Mhmm, and that's the title in Portuguese?"
Customer: "No"
Me: "Then there is the German title and you want to know whether it is also the Portuguese?"
Customer: "No, if this is the German title, I do not know!"
??
Me: "How is it the Portuguese?"
Customer: "a cidade morta"
........ well we have talked about it

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young blonde (I must mention it) girl, between 18 and 20: "Sorry, but you are familiar with books?"
I ( as you learn three years, is 40 hours a week in the shop, the last 5 years ..... ): "Yes"
girl: "see also"
??
Me: silent --- ---
girl ". I search a book, but it must be thin to read for me"
oh what, how it would be over with the Flyers from the beauty salon?

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Another young woman, dressed very elegantly, too much makeup: "Really your law department is so well equipped as anything but good times * sigh *, probably because I have to order something, is no other way * sigh *. When this would be there? "
Me: "Because we have good after 17 clock until the day after tomorrow"
Customer: ( is the facade fall ) WUS? Hähhh .... first? ( derelict in Kanak language ... )
So if you already play a show, but please then to the end!

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colleague: "I'm sorry, the book we have not stop there, but we can give them is ordered! then, however, until after tomorrow because "
customer" I need it but tomorrow! "
colleague:" I'm sorry, we have already too late, the Bestallannahme the wholesaler for tomorrow is already over, "
customer:" Oh, you can not make an exception for me? "
thought, moment, I just read quickly to the ordering program and give modest Libri ....

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and more will follow soon ^___^

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

To Come Off Risperidone

back home

finally a new good news!
zealand I'll be back. I plan in late 2008 so more precisely october november a new residence. my dream I'll be back. and this time I will not freeze to death * g * I can not say it is what a joy! I will come back! I've known it and it will rise again to a lot of work into a flight but it goes back home!
So this time I was a right if there is who accompanies me! it is much nicer when you can share his experiences!

New Zealand I'm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 13, 2007

Beauti Salon Pinky Brampton

Adios Amigos> D

So, tomorrow's going off to St. Petersburg. : D
The competition is the same on Saturday, but I think I'll stay longer.
Yoru we were last over yet. Aaaah, I am very happy that you come with me! \u0026lt;D
I must prepare some more. Unfortunately I have no idea how that is so competitive, but the
'll chip away I already loose. Who should your beautiful winning when no Shiba? > D

But I'm just wondering what to do with Ganju. > __> I can not leave alone, who knows what he hires. Would someone please him to commit? > XD
Yo, Hinamori, I am pleased that you are interested had on my action. I invite you then, in my journey to me. Your friend can bring you pleasure. > D

up the days.