22. December
Ich hatte mir schon gedacht, dass ich es nicht durchhalte jeden Tag etwas zu schreiben. Ich bin einfach viel zu kaputt um mich hier abends nochmal hinzusetzten.
Seit gestern häufen sich die panischen Männer. Männer die völlig überfordert sind für ihre Lieben Geschenke zu kaufen. Männer die mit der Situation an sich schon überfordert sind: volle Geschäfte, lange Schlangen und genervte andere Menschen.
Das eskaliert dann schon mal.
Aber ich muss sagen, im großen und ganzen läuft es noch gut. Man wird wenig angekackt und die Leute sind gut drauf. (btw. kackt bitte Never seller, it's because a product is no longer available. We do not hide it from you and we do not buy a less intentionally. It is simply because the hundreds of people have the same gift ideas and buy it before you. We can not conjure up anything from the books and we do not drive too fast on the distributors to Bad Hersfeld and pick it up there. )
client with calendar in hand: "I understand the calendar is not!"
colleague: "Why not?"
customer "Where are there desserts ready to buy? I see only sand! "
colleague looked skeptical, the calendar takes us see him as such. The cover 2009 is Deserts large
ringing the phone. Around me, hundreds of people buzzing. It's really loud. I go still ran.
customer: "Yes, hello, I'm calling because I want to pass by a book title. I was already there on Saturday, wanted to buy the book, the title did not and her colleague could not find it. He has searched for a long time and effort given. Now I checked again and know what it means! (Compressed I have now. The woman has a very, very much longer I used the facts of their call to explain. All around me are already on the 4 customers who wait, I'm playing at. Some go even annoyed again) I
"Yes wonderful, the track we have in stock, I put them back like the pick, they can then"
customer: "Yes, now I need the even more, have brought it to me somewhere else. Did you say yes only once as they say "She hangs up.
Monday, December 22, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Gall Bladder Removal Throat Glands
15.12.
customer: "I examined the book of the mendicant bard
Me:" Is this a historical novel? "
Customer:" Uh ... I do not know "I
bibliography around a bit, but I get no results.
says Eventually the customer: "This is from Harry Potter ........
and ..... and ..... who's?
-> The Tales of Beedle the Bard JKRowling
customer with immigrant background: "I need a computer language Arabic-German"
Me: "So there are not one."
Customer: " But I have seen. Last week in Damascus. You order "
Customer:" Enter time in Istanbul and a number "
Me: "What?"
"as a title. Istandbul and a number "
" What number? "
" A year "
" Any? "
Yes
" To find I can not. What's that for a book to be "
" Well on the history of Istanbul. There was one yesterday in the talk show host the author of "google
I'll throw in and after a strenuous search and dozens of clicks further, we find the Book Review on the transmitter side.
The title was: Constantine 1453
customer: "I examined the book of the mendicant bard
Me:" Is this a historical novel? "
Customer:" Uh ... I do not know "I
bibliography around a bit, but I get no results.
says Eventually the customer: "This is from Harry Potter ........
and ..... and ..... who's?
-> The Tales of Beedle the Bard JKRowling
customer with immigrant background: "I need a computer language Arabic-German"
Me: "So there are not one."
Customer: " But I have seen. Last week in Damascus. You order "
Customer:" Enter time in Istanbul and a number "
Me: "What?"
"as a title. Istandbul and a number "
" What number? "
" A year "
" Any? "
Yes
" To find I can not. What's that for a book to be "
" Well on the history of Istanbul. There was one yesterday in the talk show host the author of "google
I'll throw in and after a strenuous search and dozens of clicks further, we find the Book Review on the transmitter side.
The title was: Constantine 1453
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Free Beautiful Agony Account Details
11.12.
customer: "Have you * also * considered very hard to ..... Time? This must be as well a magazine! "
customer:" I am looking for the biography of Schimanski "
I am considering a moment. Because something is wrong with the book request. I give just Schimanski as a keyword. It is not to score. Then it comes:
"You mean the biography of George Goetz"
"No, of Schimanski"
"The crime scene Commissioner?"
"Exactly,"
"This is idol George "
" Oh ...."
customer: "Have you * also * considered very hard to ..... Time? This must be as well a magazine! "
customer:" I am looking for the biography of Schimanski "
I am considering a moment. Because something is wrong with the book request. I give just Schimanski as a keyword. It is not to score. Then it comes:
"You mean the biography of George Goetz"
"No, of Schimanski"
"The crime scene Commissioner?"
"Exactly,"
"This is idol George "
" Oh ...."
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Film Straming Blogsport
10.12.
hanging a bit behind.
It's just 20 clock, the phone rings. I'm totally exhausted, nervous and physically.
is on the line a woman who speaks very vague and very broken German. The one the other does not help. It gives me by an ISBN, it's an English textbook. I try to explain to her that the book is just over there tomorrow, it is so late and the last call was already ordering. She does not understand a word. Not even in English.
matter.
When ordering I need the name.
you understand me well and starts to spell: FOFA Figa ...... I
"please?"
customer "FOFA Figa" I
"....... this is her last name? ? Figa "
customer" No, no, FOFA Figa "I
" The first name "
Customer:" No, no FOFA Figa "I
"............ ............... ok, got it, got its name, until then aufwiederhören, "
It's late, it's dark, I'm tired .... the customer is now in our sales summary Fofafiga, end.
Customer: "Where do because with them the Simmel books?" I
"Please?"
Customer: "Well, Simmel their books. I do not think the "I
". Wimmelbücher you think? ? The search illustrated books for children "
Customer:" No. Simmel "
Me:" Sorry, I do not know what they want from me "
Customer:" Well of the Simmel the books "
Me:" Aaaaahhh, the Author's name is so "
A classic.
customer to bring the daughter for a list of manga. She comes to me with three titles: "Miss (here comes my already high ....) they see. The books are all connected. See (She flips from back to front) "
interesieren Why not, most parents a little for the hobbies of their children? Why?
customer: "I'm looking for a book about chocolate fondue"
Me: "There are many books about chocolate, there is also now and what's inside of a fondue. But is it not a book "
customer:". What why? This is a shame! "
Why? Pot, chocolate to warm up the melt, reintunken eat fruit. Why make it a 120-page book .....
customer comes with a number of books in his hand to me in the info.
"Tell me, the queue at the checkout (I improve it to silent the tills, cash registers, there are 6th ..) is very long. I have it hastily, could you please come with me before and I pull off the books quickly? "
couple. Woman: "There was even several weeks ago out on the table so Puzzelbuch (weeks WEEKS?). they still have the "I
:" What name? "
Customer:" I really do not know (with this look on her face: Should I make a note maybe anything that's her shop !) "
Me:" Everything is out there are remaining constraints, ie if the path, it is quite possible that we have not "
Customer:" Well then look But even after "
I:" . You know but not how it is "
client is out," My God, they did not even know each other from here. Come in, we go elsewhere "
I call after her:". We have 250 000 different items in the house. 'Scuse me if I do not know any "
" Where I get off because my books? "
" Over here, the book collection "
" There are but so many people! "
" Merry Christmas! "
hanging a bit behind.
It's just 20 clock, the phone rings. I'm totally exhausted, nervous and physically.
is on the line a woman who speaks very vague and very broken German. The one the other does not help. It gives me by an ISBN, it's an English textbook. I try to explain to her that the book is just over there tomorrow, it is so late and the last call was already ordering. She does not understand a word. Not even in English.
matter.
When ordering I need the name.
you understand me well and starts to spell: FOFA Figa ...... I
"please?"
customer "FOFA Figa" I
"....... this is her last name? ? Figa "
customer" No, no, FOFA Figa "I
" The first name "
Customer:" No, no FOFA Figa "I
"............ ............... ok, got it, got its name, until then aufwiederhören, "
It's late, it's dark, I'm tired .... the customer is now in our sales summary Fofafiga, end.
Customer: "Where do because with them the Simmel books?" I
"Please?"
Customer: "Well, Simmel their books. I do not think the "I
". Wimmelbücher you think? ? The search illustrated books for children "
Customer:" No. Simmel "
Me:" Sorry, I do not know what they want from me "
Customer:" Well of the Simmel the books "
Me:" Aaaaahhh, the Author's name is so "
A classic.
customer to bring the daughter for a list of manga. She comes to me with three titles: "Miss (here comes my already high ....) they see. The books are all connected. See (She flips from back to front) "
interesieren Why not, most parents a little for the hobbies of their children? Why?
customer: "I'm looking for a book about chocolate fondue"
Me: "There are many books about chocolate, there is also now and what's inside of a fondue. But is it not a book "
customer:". What why? This is a shame! "
Why? Pot, chocolate to warm up the melt, reintunken eat fruit. Why make it a 120-page book .....
customer comes with a number of books in his hand to me in the info.
"Tell me, the queue at the checkout (I improve it to silent the tills, cash registers, there are 6th ..) is very long. I have it hastily, could you please come with me before and I pull off the books quickly? "
couple. Woman: "There was even several weeks ago out on the table so Puzzelbuch (weeks WEEKS?). they still have the "I
:" What name? "
Customer:" I really do not know (with this look on her face: Should I make a note maybe anything that's her shop !) "
Me:" Everything is out there are remaining constraints, ie if the path, it is quite possible that we have not "
Customer:" Well then look But even after "
I:" . You know but not how it is "
client is out," My God, they did not even know each other from here. Come in, we go elsewhere "
I call after her:". We have 250 000 different items in the house. 'Scuse me if I do not know any "
" Where I get off because my books? "
" Over here, the book collection "
" There are but so many people! "
" Merry Christmas! "
My new favorite phrase:
Customer:" Where I pay because "I
:" At the checkout .....! super, or! * * Throw away
Bush has a book est. .... can be written. The clientele, which asks for it is very .... well, yes .... special? Two
Assomädels come to me the info (where the book is. We have given up trying to put it on the web table. There are not people. Good, they find it does not, I'm just happy that they know they are in a bookstore, although I'm not always as safe)
"Did 'of her book from Buschidoo?" I
. "You stands in front of it! "
" Huh ?....... Aso, hahaha, Gugger, Here it is, hahaha "
The one to another," What is the cost of the "
" 19,95 € "
" What? , The egg is so full of expensive. "
you scroll around a bit in it, one points to a text, they begin to giggle" 19,95? Gugg ma, it says fuck, hahaha, fuck, and there again ...." The level drops
"Are there other books here?"
I look at them. Draw an eyebrow and spread my arms out in a comprehensive gesture.
? "Huh"
Yes
? From Buschidoo "
" No "
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Give Meclazine To Dogs
third December 2nd
Do you think you sometimes," crap, I would not just go to the phone? Such a conversation I had today. One would have to record it, I can not even play so well.
I take off: "Here the bookstore XYZ, Hello"
Woman: "Ha-ll-ooooo --- hoooo, yesterday I bought two books with you, today I will order two. Although, the one I've seen with you. This is because on the way to the cookbooks, no advance, in such a table. Well, what was it, yes, the Asterix in Hesse. He is still new right? Because I only need the new, the others we have that are so funny and I will give the, the others have already given away. And the other book they have not since ( way, I in all that time has not said ....), I know I was yesterday for two hours at you in the store, but that is not there, the other bookstore has always been there when I am there, only her did not. Well no matter, she ordered me yes, that's a Rolf Reinicke the Lofoten Islands north coast for 32, - € costs, but 32, - € is not it.
(My chance!) "Yes, exactly, the Asterix I put them back like the other is tomorrow because"
"Tomorrow? When tomorrow? Oh, I'm always first on Saturday, but they call me anyway, right? "
" Can we do. What is her name? "
" Popanda "
" Please? I have it not understood acoustically "
" Popanda, as Po and Panda Hahahahahahahahah * * throw away "
. ....... ok, I'm on the radio, I get ripped off ....... I put on just now, one notices that do not ..... not ..... after the 5 mulled wine, which has intus
the rest of the day I am no longer married to the phone.
Do you think you sometimes," crap, I would not just go to the phone? Such a conversation I had today. One would have to record it, I can not even play so well.
I take off: "Here the bookstore XYZ, Hello"
Woman: "Ha-ll-ooooo --- hoooo, yesterday I bought two books with you, today I will order two. Although, the one I've seen with you. This is because on the way to the cookbooks, no advance, in such a table. Well, what was it, yes, the Asterix in Hesse. He is still new right? Because I only need the new, the others we have that are so funny and I will give the, the others have already given away. And the other book they have not since ( way, I in all that time has not said ....), I know I was yesterday for two hours at you in the store, but that is not there, the other bookstore has always been there when I am there, only her did not. Well no matter, she ordered me yes, that's a Rolf Reinicke the Lofoten Islands north coast for 32, - € costs, but 32, - € is not it.
(My chance!) "Yes, exactly, the Asterix I put them back like the other is tomorrow because"
"Tomorrow? When tomorrow? Oh, I'm always first on Saturday, but they call me anyway, right? "
" Can we do. What is her name? "
" Popanda "
" Please? I have it not understood acoustically "
" Popanda, as Po and Panda Hahahahahahahahah * * throw away "
. ....... ok, I'm on the radio, I get ripped off ....... I put on just now, one notices that do not ..... not ..... after the 5 mulled wine, which has intus
the rest of the day I am no longer married to the phone.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Protein Buildup In Eyes
December
"If you give me a book today when the order is then there?"
"Tomorrow, when we open, you can get it"
"Oh no, it takes me too long I need it but until Christmas "
?
"Does this child-language calendar (points to a Berlitz English for Kids Tagesabreißkalender), also in Icelandic?"
"Unfortunately, no"
"Too bad that would be a gap in the market" ;
..... sure
"Back To what point the better recipes?"
"Puuuh can not say so, both good"
"For what have you been doing ever heard?"
"I'm sorry, but I have no time to bake "
" But but they do eat "
senseless dialogues at the checkout:
"? Need a bag "
" No thanks "grabs his money in the stock market, looks at me, waiting .. ..
"Yes?"
"Give me maybe a bag?" * Snotty *
"They did not want"
"When did I say that?"
"I had she asked "
" No "
customer behind him:" Yes, "
customer" please "?
customer back: "But the lady you asked"
Customer: "So I suppose I'll understand if I am still cursing whoever was ....* * asks"
The book I keep for several minutes packed in a bag in front of him, finally he goes.
to a new client: "I dare not ask ...."
customer smiles and says something loud and very clear:" YES, I WANT A GRIP "on it the other is still unaware of ....
was otherwise very quiet today. Was probably the bad weather. But unfortunately that will not stay that way .....
"If you give me a book today when the order is then there?"
"Tomorrow, when we open, you can get it"
"Oh no, it takes me too long I need it but until Christmas "
?
"Does this child-language calendar (points to a Berlitz English for Kids Tagesabreißkalender), also in Icelandic?"
"Unfortunately, no"
"Too bad that would be a gap in the market" ;
..... sure
"Back To what point the better recipes?"
"Puuuh can not say so, both good"
"For what have you been doing ever heard?"
"I'm sorry, but I have no time to bake "
" But but they do eat "
senseless dialogues at the checkout:
"? Need a bag "
" No thanks "grabs his money in the stock market, looks at me, waiting .. ..
"Yes?"
"Give me maybe a bag?" * Snotty *
"They did not want"
"When did I say that?"
"I had she asked "
" No "
customer behind him:" Yes, "
customer" please "?
customer back: "But the lady you asked"
Customer: "So I suppose I'll understand if I am still cursing whoever was ....* * asks"
The book I keep for several minutes packed in a bag in front of him, finally he goes.
to a new client: "I dare not ask ...."
customer smiles and says something loud and very clear:" YES, I WANT A GRIP "on it the other is still unaware of ....
was otherwise very quiet today. Was probably the bad weather. But unfortunately that will not stay that way .....
Monday, December 1, 2008
Beautiful Agony Best Of
bookseller @ 2008-12-01T20: 49:00
The holiday season is our point of retail In a difficult time. To get the whole process a little emotional, I want to start an Advent Blogg. I try my customers daily highlights play and maybe it will help me and you ^ __ °
Have fun!
The day started that we have poured our own high turnover Saturday with a glass of champagne. Say, 10 bookshops and two leaders meet at 9.00 clock in the morning on together. Tipsy, it works really better ..... If we make the next Monday again, before I swallow a few pain killers that then thought I might be completely resistant.
Up by 12 clock we only work with half the cast, just shift. Nevertheless, it is already very full by 11 Still not Angestellete are right there to wait for the customer, just a short time until you can dig out with his question ("Do you have a customer toilet?"). Bad, the older ladies. They have zero time. Is understandable, at that age you do not know how much longer so ......... can go to town. But wait two minutes, that's too much.
I serve a customer, we talk, and right behind me speaks without short to stop such a lady "thing you ever miss, just a quick question, have you Dene Hagenburg (Hare, Hare) calendar?" "One moment please, I look immediately after" "Because I have namely, further, I can only say quickly find the lich "hat" side of the cafe on a big table, "" Where? "My first customer, of course, in the same time also things in demand. The phone rings at the counter that someone calls for help and the cafe latte to think of ... I will return home.
Customer: "I am looking for the book" Fathers' "
Me:" I would just need some information, maybe you know the author weil. .. "
customer:" The book hot t fathers
Me: "Yes, but when I ...."
customer:" I know nothing else. That was yesterday in HR. From such a professor, "I
." Yes, I now have the same problem ... "
customer:" Des's is brand new knew, 'You'
Me: "Yes, only if I ......"
customer: "Where have they located their new books?"
(I could just go, you would not even remember)
"Where did you get your African wedding customs in French? "" back, next to the Gugelhupfrezepten in Sanskrit
"Have thereof nor a welded-copy?" "That's a paperback book that are not sealed (our colleague C. . now the book had even pulled under the armpits and "Please You" said, but just forget it ... which comes only in the summer well) "But then I can exchange it's not everything!" "Of course, they buy it so so, so they may return it too!" "Yes!" , "?"
"Have you by Uwe Tellkrupp" The Wall The client wanted by Uwe Tellkamp, the tower .... close.
So, the first wars for it!
The holiday season is our point of retail In a difficult time. To get the whole process a little emotional, I want to start an Advent Blogg. I try my customers daily highlights play and maybe it will help me and you ^ __ °
Have fun!
The day started that we have poured our own high turnover Saturday with a glass of champagne. Say, 10 bookshops and two leaders meet at 9.00 clock in the morning on together. Tipsy, it works really better ..... If we make the next Monday again, before I swallow a few pain killers that then thought I might be completely resistant.
Up by 12 clock we only work with half the cast, just shift. Nevertheless, it is already very full by 11 Still not Angestellete are right there to wait for the customer, just a short time until you can dig out with his question ("Do you have a customer toilet?"). Bad, the older ladies. They have zero time. Is understandable, at that age you do not know how much longer so ......... can go to town. But wait two minutes, that's too much.
I serve a customer, we talk, and right behind me speaks without short to stop such a lady "thing you ever miss, just a quick question, have you Dene Hagenburg (Hare, Hare) calendar?" "One moment please, I look immediately after" "Because I have namely, further, I can only say quickly find the lich "hat" side of the cafe on a big table, "" Where? "My first customer, of course, in the same time also things in demand. The phone rings at the counter that someone calls for help and the cafe latte to think of ... I will return home.
Customer: "I am looking for the book" Fathers' "
Me:" I would just need some information, maybe you know the author weil. .. "
customer:" The book hot t fathers
Me: "Yes, but when I ...."
customer:" I know nothing else. That was yesterday in HR. From such a professor, "I
." Yes, I now have the same problem ... "
customer:" Des's is brand new knew, 'You'
Me: "Yes, only if I ......"
customer: "Where have they located their new books?"
(I could just go, you would not even remember)
"Where did you get your African wedding customs in French? "" back, next to the Gugelhupfrezepten in Sanskrit
"Have thereof nor a welded-copy?" "That's a paperback book that are not sealed (our colleague C. . now the book had even pulled under the armpits and "Please You" said, but just forget it ... which comes only in the summer well) "But then I can exchange it's not everything!" "Of course, they buy it so so, so they may return it too!" "Yes!" , "?"
"Have you by Uwe Tellkrupp" The Wall The client wanted by Uwe Tellkamp, the tower .... close.
So, the first wars for it!
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