hanging a bit behind.
It's just 20 clock, the phone rings. I'm totally exhausted, nervous and physically.
is on the line a woman who speaks very vague and very broken German. The one the other does not help. It gives me by an ISBN, it's an English textbook. I try to explain to her that the book is just over there tomorrow, it is so late and the last call was already ordering. She does not understand a word. Not even in English.
matter.
When ordering I need the name.
you understand me well and starts to spell: FOFA Figa ...... I
"please?"
customer "FOFA Figa" I
"....... this is her last name? ? Figa "
customer" No, no, FOFA Figa "I
" The first name "
Customer:" No, no FOFA Figa "I
"............ ............... ok, got it, got its name, until then aufwiederhören, "
It's late, it's dark, I'm tired .... the customer is now in our sales summary Fofafiga, end.
Customer: "Where do because with them the Simmel books?" I
"Please?"
Customer: "Well, Simmel their books. I do not think the "I
". Wimmelbücher you think? ? The search illustrated books for children "
Customer:" No. Simmel "
Me:" Sorry, I do not know what they want from me "
Customer:" Well of the Simmel the books "
Me:" Aaaaahhh, the Author's name is so "
A classic.
customer to bring the daughter for a list of manga. She comes to me with three titles: "Miss (here comes my already high ....) they see. The books are all connected. See (She flips from back to front) "
interesieren Why not, most parents a little for the hobbies of their children? Why?
customer: "I'm looking for a book about chocolate fondue"
Me: "There are many books about chocolate, there is also now and what's inside of a fondue. But is it not a book "
customer:". What why? This is a shame! "
Why? Pot, chocolate to warm up the melt, reintunken eat fruit. Why make it a 120-page book .....
customer comes with a number of books in his hand to me in the info.
"Tell me, the queue at the checkout (I improve it to silent the tills, cash registers, there are 6th ..) is very long. I have it hastily, could you please come with me before and I pull off the books quickly? "
couple. Woman: "There was even several weeks ago out on the table so Puzzelbuch (weeks WEEKS?). they still have the "I
:" What name? "
Customer:" I really do not know (with this look on her face: Should I make a note maybe anything that's her shop !) "
Me:" Everything is out there are remaining constraints, ie if the path, it is quite possible that we have not "
Customer:" Well then look But even after "
I:" . You know but not how it is "
client is out," My God, they did not even know each other from here. Come in, we go elsewhere "
I call after her:". We have 250 000 different items in the house. 'Scuse me if I do not know any "
" Where I get off because my books? "
" Over here, the book collection "
" There are but so many people! "
" Merry Christmas! "
My new favorite phrase:
Customer:" Where I pay because "I
:" At the checkout .....! super, or! * * Throw away
Bush has a book est. .... can be written. The clientele, which asks for it is very .... well, yes .... special? Two
Assomädels come to me the info (where the book is. We have given up trying to put it on the web table. There are not people. Good, they find it does not, I'm just happy that they know they are in a bookstore, although I'm not always as safe)
"Did 'of her book from Buschidoo?" I
. "You stands in front of it! "
" Huh ?....... Aso, hahaha, Gugger, Here it is, hahaha "
The one to another," What is the cost of the "
" 19,95 € "
" What? , The egg is so full of expensive. "
you scroll around a bit in it, one points to a text, they begin to giggle" 19,95? Gugg ma, it says fuck, hahaha, fuck, and there again ...." The level drops
"Are there other books here?"
I look at them. Draw an eyebrow and spread my arms out in a comprehensive gesture.
? "Huh"
Yes
? From Buschidoo "
" No "
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