22. December
Ich hatte mir schon gedacht, dass ich es nicht durchhalte jeden Tag etwas zu schreiben. Ich bin einfach viel zu kaputt um mich hier abends nochmal hinzusetzten.
Seit gestern häufen sich die panischen Männer. Männer die völlig überfordert sind für ihre Lieben Geschenke zu kaufen. Männer die mit der Situation an sich schon überfordert sind: volle Geschäfte, lange Schlangen und genervte andere Menschen.
Das eskaliert dann schon mal.
Aber ich muss sagen, im großen und ganzen läuft es noch gut. Man wird wenig angekackt und die Leute sind gut drauf. (btw. kackt bitte Never seller, it's because a product is no longer available. We do not hide it from you and we do not buy a less intentionally. It is simply because the hundreds of people have the same gift ideas and buy it before you. We can not conjure up anything from the books and we do not drive too fast on the distributors to Bad Hersfeld and pick it up there. )
client with calendar in hand: "I understand the calendar is not!"
colleague: "Why not?"
customer "Where are there desserts ready to buy? I see only sand! "
colleague looked skeptical, the calendar takes us see him as such. The cover 2009 is Deserts large
ringing the phone. Around me, hundreds of people buzzing. It's really loud. I go still ran.
customer: "Yes, hello, I'm calling because I want to pass by a book title. I was already there on Saturday, wanted to buy the book, the title did not and her colleague could not find it. He has searched for a long time and effort given. Now I checked again and know what it means! (Compressed I have now. The woman has a very, very much longer I used the facts of their call to explain. All around me are already on the 4 customers who wait, I'm playing at. Some go even annoyed again) I
"Yes wonderful, the track we have in stock, I put them back like the pick, they can then"
customer: "Yes, now I need the even more, have brought it to me somewhere else. Did you say yes only once as they say "She hangs up.
Monday, December 22, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Gall Bladder Removal Throat Glands
15.12.
customer: "I examined the book of the mendicant bard
Me:" Is this a historical novel? "
Customer:" Uh ... I do not know "I
bibliography around a bit, but I get no results.
says Eventually the customer: "This is from Harry Potter ........
and ..... and ..... who's?
-> The Tales of Beedle the Bard JKRowling
customer with immigrant background: "I need a computer language Arabic-German"
Me: "So there are not one."
Customer: " But I have seen. Last week in Damascus. You order "
Customer:" Enter time in Istanbul and a number "
Me: "What?"
"as a title. Istandbul and a number "
" What number? "
" A year "
" Any? "
Yes
" To find I can not. What's that for a book to be "
" Well on the history of Istanbul. There was one yesterday in the talk show host the author of "google
I'll throw in and after a strenuous search and dozens of clicks further, we find the Book Review on the transmitter side.
The title was: Constantine 1453
customer: "I examined the book of the mendicant bard
Me:" Is this a historical novel? "
Customer:" Uh ... I do not know "I
bibliography around a bit, but I get no results.
says Eventually the customer: "This is from Harry Potter ........
and ..... and ..... who's?
-> The Tales of Beedle the Bard JKRowling
customer with immigrant background: "I need a computer language Arabic-German"
Me: "So there are not one."
Customer: " But I have seen. Last week in Damascus. You order "
Customer:" Enter time in Istanbul and a number "
Me: "What?"
"as a title. Istandbul and a number "
" What number? "
" A year "
" Any? "
Yes
" To find I can not. What's that for a book to be "
" Well on the history of Istanbul. There was one yesterday in the talk show host the author of "google
I'll throw in and after a strenuous search and dozens of clicks further, we find the Book Review on the transmitter side.
The title was: Constantine 1453
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Free Beautiful Agony Account Details
11.12.
customer: "Have you * also * considered very hard to ..... Time? This must be as well a magazine! "
customer:" I am looking for the biography of Schimanski "
I am considering a moment. Because something is wrong with the book request. I give just Schimanski as a keyword. It is not to score. Then it comes:
"You mean the biography of George Goetz"
"No, of Schimanski"
"The crime scene Commissioner?"
"Exactly,"
"This is idol George "
" Oh ...."
customer: "Have you * also * considered very hard to ..... Time? This must be as well a magazine! "
customer:" I am looking for the biography of Schimanski "
I am considering a moment. Because something is wrong with the book request. I give just Schimanski as a keyword. It is not to score. Then it comes:
"You mean the biography of George Goetz"
"No, of Schimanski"
"The crime scene Commissioner?"
"Exactly,"
"This is idol George "
" Oh ...."
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Film Straming Blogsport
10.12.
hanging a bit behind.
It's just 20 clock, the phone rings. I'm totally exhausted, nervous and physically.
is on the line a woman who speaks very vague and very broken German. The one the other does not help. It gives me by an ISBN, it's an English textbook. I try to explain to her that the book is just over there tomorrow, it is so late and the last call was already ordering. She does not understand a word. Not even in English.
matter.
When ordering I need the name.
you understand me well and starts to spell: FOFA Figa ...... I
"please?"
customer "FOFA Figa" I
"....... this is her last name? ? Figa "
customer" No, no, FOFA Figa "I
" The first name "
Customer:" No, no FOFA Figa "I
"............ ............... ok, got it, got its name, until then aufwiederhören, "
It's late, it's dark, I'm tired .... the customer is now in our sales summary Fofafiga, end.
Customer: "Where do because with them the Simmel books?" I
"Please?"
Customer: "Well, Simmel their books. I do not think the "I
". Wimmelbücher you think? ? The search illustrated books for children "
Customer:" No. Simmel "
Me:" Sorry, I do not know what they want from me "
Customer:" Well of the Simmel the books "
Me:" Aaaaahhh, the Author's name is so "
A classic.
customer to bring the daughter for a list of manga. She comes to me with three titles: "Miss (here comes my already high ....) they see. The books are all connected. See (She flips from back to front) "
interesieren Why not, most parents a little for the hobbies of their children? Why?
customer: "I'm looking for a book about chocolate fondue"
Me: "There are many books about chocolate, there is also now and what's inside of a fondue. But is it not a book "
customer:". What why? This is a shame! "
Why? Pot, chocolate to warm up the melt, reintunken eat fruit. Why make it a 120-page book .....
customer comes with a number of books in his hand to me in the info.
"Tell me, the queue at the checkout (I improve it to silent the tills, cash registers, there are 6th ..) is very long. I have it hastily, could you please come with me before and I pull off the books quickly? "
couple. Woman: "There was even several weeks ago out on the table so Puzzelbuch (weeks WEEKS?). they still have the "I
:" What name? "
Customer:" I really do not know (with this look on her face: Should I make a note maybe anything that's her shop !) "
Me:" Everything is out there are remaining constraints, ie if the path, it is quite possible that we have not "
Customer:" Well then look But even after "
I:" . You know but not how it is "
client is out," My God, they did not even know each other from here. Come in, we go elsewhere "
I call after her:". We have 250 000 different items in the house. 'Scuse me if I do not know any "
" Where I get off because my books? "
" Over here, the book collection "
" There are but so many people! "
" Merry Christmas! "
hanging a bit behind.
It's just 20 clock, the phone rings. I'm totally exhausted, nervous and physically.
is on the line a woman who speaks very vague and very broken German. The one the other does not help. It gives me by an ISBN, it's an English textbook. I try to explain to her that the book is just over there tomorrow, it is so late and the last call was already ordering. She does not understand a word. Not even in English.
matter.
When ordering I need the name.
you understand me well and starts to spell: FOFA Figa ...... I
"please?"
customer "FOFA Figa" I
"....... this is her last name? ? Figa "
customer" No, no, FOFA Figa "I
" The first name "
Customer:" No, no FOFA Figa "I
"............ ............... ok, got it, got its name, until then aufwiederhören, "
It's late, it's dark, I'm tired .... the customer is now in our sales summary Fofafiga, end.
Customer: "Where do because with them the Simmel books?" I
"Please?"
Customer: "Well, Simmel their books. I do not think the "I
". Wimmelbücher you think? ? The search illustrated books for children "
Customer:" No. Simmel "
Me:" Sorry, I do not know what they want from me "
Customer:" Well of the Simmel the books "
Me:" Aaaaahhh, the Author's name is so "
A classic.
customer to bring the daughter for a list of manga. She comes to me with three titles: "Miss (here comes my already high ....) they see. The books are all connected. See (She flips from back to front) "
interesieren Why not, most parents a little for the hobbies of their children? Why?
customer: "I'm looking for a book about chocolate fondue"
Me: "There are many books about chocolate, there is also now and what's inside of a fondue. But is it not a book "
customer:". What why? This is a shame! "
Why? Pot, chocolate to warm up the melt, reintunken eat fruit. Why make it a 120-page book .....
customer comes with a number of books in his hand to me in the info.
"Tell me, the queue at the checkout (I improve it to silent the tills, cash registers, there are 6th ..) is very long. I have it hastily, could you please come with me before and I pull off the books quickly? "
couple. Woman: "There was even several weeks ago out on the table so Puzzelbuch (weeks WEEKS?). they still have the "I
:" What name? "
Customer:" I really do not know (with this look on her face: Should I make a note maybe anything that's her shop !) "
Me:" Everything is out there are remaining constraints, ie if the path, it is quite possible that we have not "
Customer:" Well then look But even after "
I:" . You know but not how it is "
client is out," My God, they did not even know each other from here. Come in, we go elsewhere "
I call after her:". We have 250 000 different items in the house. 'Scuse me if I do not know any "
" Where I get off because my books? "
" Over here, the book collection "
" There are but so many people! "
" Merry Christmas! "
My new favorite phrase:
Customer:" Where I pay because "I
:" At the checkout .....! super, or! * * Throw away
Bush has a book est. .... can be written. The clientele, which asks for it is very .... well, yes .... special? Two
Assomädels come to me the info (where the book is. We have given up trying to put it on the web table. There are not people. Good, they find it does not, I'm just happy that they know they are in a bookstore, although I'm not always as safe)
"Did 'of her book from Buschidoo?" I
. "You stands in front of it! "
" Huh ?....... Aso, hahaha, Gugger, Here it is, hahaha "
The one to another," What is the cost of the "
" 19,95 € "
" What? , The egg is so full of expensive. "
you scroll around a bit in it, one points to a text, they begin to giggle" 19,95? Gugg ma, it says fuck, hahaha, fuck, and there again ...." The level drops
"Are there other books here?"
I look at them. Draw an eyebrow and spread my arms out in a comprehensive gesture.
? "Huh"
Yes
? From Buschidoo "
" No "
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Give Meclazine To Dogs
third December 2nd
Do you think you sometimes," crap, I would not just go to the phone? Such a conversation I had today. One would have to record it, I can not even play so well.
I take off: "Here the bookstore XYZ, Hello"
Woman: "Ha-ll-ooooo --- hoooo, yesterday I bought two books with you, today I will order two. Although, the one I've seen with you. This is because on the way to the cookbooks, no advance, in such a table. Well, what was it, yes, the Asterix in Hesse. He is still new right? Because I only need the new, the others we have that are so funny and I will give the, the others have already given away. And the other book they have not since ( way, I in all that time has not said ....), I know I was yesterday for two hours at you in the store, but that is not there, the other bookstore has always been there when I am there, only her did not. Well no matter, she ordered me yes, that's a Rolf Reinicke the Lofoten Islands north coast for 32, - € costs, but 32, - € is not it.
(My chance!) "Yes, exactly, the Asterix I put them back like the other is tomorrow because"
"Tomorrow? When tomorrow? Oh, I'm always first on Saturday, but they call me anyway, right? "
" Can we do. What is her name? "
" Popanda "
" Please? I have it not understood acoustically "
" Popanda, as Po and Panda Hahahahahahahahah * * throw away "
. ....... ok, I'm on the radio, I get ripped off ....... I put on just now, one notices that do not ..... not ..... after the 5 mulled wine, which has intus
the rest of the day I am no longer married to the phone.
Do you think you sometimes," crap, I would not just go to the phone? Such a conversation I had today. One would have to record it, I can not even play so well.
I take off: "Here the bookstore XYZ, Hello"
Woman: "Ha-ll-ooooo --- hoooo, yesterday I bought two books with you, today I will order two. Although, the one I've seen with you. This is because on the way to the cookbooks, no advance, in such a table. Well, what was it, yes, the Asterix in Hesse. He is still new right? Because I only need the new, the others we have that are so funny and I will give the, the others have already given away. And the other book they have not since ( way, I in all that time has not said ....), I know I was yesterday for two hours at you in the store, but that is not there, the other bookstore has always been there when I am there, only her did not. Well no matter, she ordered me yes, that's a Rolf Reinicke the Lofoten Islands north coast for 32, - € costs, but 32, - € is not it.
(My chance!) "Yes, exactly, the Asterix I put them back like the other is tomorrow because"
"Tomorrow? When tomorrow? Oh, I'm always first on Saturday, but they call me anyway, right? "
" Can we do. What is her name? "
" Popanda "
" Please? I have it not understood acoustically "
" Popanda, as Po and Panda Hahahahahahahahah * * throw away "
. ....... ok, I'm on the radio, I get ripped off ....... I put on just now, one notices that do not ..... not ..... after the 5 mulled wine, which has intus
the rest of the day I am no longer married to the phone.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Protein Buildup In Eyes
December
"If you give me a book today when the order is then there?"
"Tomorrow, when we open, you can get it"
"Oh no, it takes me too long I need it but until Christmas "
?
"Does this child-language calendar (points to a Berlitz English for Kids Tagesabreißkalender), also in Icelandic?"
"Unfortunately, no"
"Too bad that would be a gap in the market" ;
..... sure
"Back To what point the better recipes?"
"Puuuh can not say so, both good"
"For what have you been doing ever heard?"
"I'm sorry, but I have no time to bake "
" But but they do eat "
senseless dialogues at the checkout:
"? Need a bag "
" No thanks "grabs his money in the stock market, looks at me, waiting .. ..
"Yes?"
"Give me maybe a bag?" * Snotty *
"They did not want"
"When did I say that?"
"I had she asked "
" No "
customer behind him:" Yes, "
customer" please "?
customer back: "But the lady you asked"
Customer: "So I suppose I'll understand if I am still cursing whoever was ....* * asks"
The book I keep for several minutes packed in a bag in front of him, finally he goes.
to a new client: "I dare not ask ...."
customer smiles and says something loud and very clear:" YES, I WANT A GRIP "on it the other is still unaware of ....
was otherwise very quiet today. Was probably the bad weather. But unfortunately that will not stay that way .....
"If you give me a book today when the order is then there?"
"Tomorrow, when we open, you can get it"
"Oh no, it takes me too long I need it but until Christmas "
?
"Does this child-language calendar (points to a Berlitz English for Kids Tagesabreißkalender), also in Icelandic?"
"Unfortunately, no"
"Too bad that would be a gap in the market" ;
..... sure
"Back To what point the better recipes?"
"Puuuh can not say so, both good"
"For what have you been doing ever heard?"
"I'm sorry, but I have no time to bake "
" But but they do eat "
senseless dialogues at the checkout:
"? Need a bag "
" No thanks "grabs his money in the stock market, looks at me, waiting .. ..
"Yes?"
"Give me maybe a bag?" * Snotty *
"They did not want"
"When did I say that?"
"I had she asked "
" No "
customer behind him:" Yes, "
customer" please "?
customer back: "But the lady you asked"
Customer: "So I suppose I'll understand if I am still cursing whoever was ....* * asks"
The book I keep for several minutes packed in a bag in front of him, finally he goes.
to a new client: "I dare not ask ...."
customer smiles and says something loud and very clear:" YES, I WANT A GRIP "on it the other is still unaware of ....
was otherwise very quiet today. Was probably the bad weather. But unfortunately that will not stay that way .....
Monday, December 1, 2008
Beautiful Agony Best Of
bookseller @ 2008-12-01T20: 49:00
The holiday season is our point of retail In a difficult time. To get the whole process a little emotional, I want to start an Advent Blogg. I try my customers daily highlights play and maybe it will help me and you ^ __ °
Have fun!
The day started that we have poured our own high turnover Saturday with a glass of champagne. Say, 10 bookshops and two leaders meet at 9.00 clock in the morning on together. Tipsy, it works really better ..... If we make the next Monday again, before I swallow a few pain killers that then thought I might be completely resistant.
Up by 12 clock we only work with half the cast, just shift. Nevertheless, it is already very full by 11 Still not Angestellete are right there to wait for the customer, just a short time until you can dig out with his question ("Do you have a customer toilet?"). Bad, the older ladies. They have zero time. Is understandable, at that age you do not know how much longer so ......... can go to town. But wait two minutes, that's too much.
I serve a customer, we talk, and right behind me speaks without short to stop such a lady "thing you ever miss, just a quick question, have you Dene Hagenburg (Hare, Hare) calendar?" "One moment please, I look immediately after" "Because I have namely, further, I can only say quickly find the lich "hat" side of the cafe on a big table, "" Where? "My first customer, of course, in the same time also things in demand. The phone rings at the counter that someone calls for help and the cafe latte to think of ... I will return home.
Customer: "I am looking for the book" Fathers' "
Me:" I would just need some information, maybe you know the author weil. .. "
customer:" The book hot t fathers
Me: "Yes, but when I ...."
customer:" I know nothing else. That was yesterday in HR. From such a professor, "I
." Yes, I now have the same problem ... "
customer:" Des's is brand new knew, 'You'
Me: "Yes, only if I ......"
customer: "Where have they located their new books?"
(I could just go, you would not even remember)
"Where did you get your African wedding customs in French? "" back, next to the Gugelhupfrezepten in Sanskrit
"Have thereof nor a welded-copy?" "That's a paperback book that are not sealed (our colleague C. . now the book had even pulled under the armpits and "Please You" said, but just forget it ... which comes only in the summer well) "But then I can exchange it's not everything!" "Of course, they buy it so so, so they may return it too!" "Yes!" , "?"
"Have you by Uwe Tellkrupp" The Wall The client wanted by Uwe Tellkamp, the tower .... close.
So, the first wars for it!
The holiday season is our point of retail In a difficult time. To get the whole process a little emotional, I want to start an Advent Blogg. I try my customers daily highlights play and maybe it will help me and you ^ __ °
Have fun!
The day started that we have poured our own high turnover Saturday with a glass of champagne. Say, 10 bookshops and two leaders meet at 9.00 clock in the morning on together. Tipsy, it works really better ..... If we make the next Monday again, before I swallow a few pain killers that then thought I might be completely resistant.
Up by 12 clock we only work with half the cast, just shift. Nevertheless, it is already very full by 11 Still not Angestellete are right there to wait for the customer, just a short time until you can dig out with his question ("Do you have a customer toilet?"). Bad, the older ladies. They have zero time. Is understandable, at that age you do not know how much longer so ......... can go to town. But wait two minutes, that's too much.
I serve a customer, we talk, and right behind me speaks without short to stop such a lady "thing you ever miss, just a quick question, have you Dene Hagenburg (Hare, Hare) calendar?" "One moment please, I look immediately after" "Because I have namely, further, I can only say quickly find the lich "hat" side of the cafe on a big table, "" Where? "My first customer, of course, in the same time also things in demand. The phone rings at the counter that someone calls for help and the cafe latte to think of ... I will return home.
Customer: "I am looking for the book" Fathers' "
Me:" I would just need some information, maybe you know the author weil. .. "
customer:" The book hot t fathers
Me: "Yes, but when I ...."
customer:" I know nothing else. That was yesterday in HR. From such a professor, "I
." Yes, I now have the same problem ... "
customer:" Des's is brand new knew, 'You'
Me: "Yes, only if I ......"
customer: "Where have they located their new books?"
(I could just go, you would not even remember)
"Where did you get your African wedding customs in French? "" back, next to the Gugelhupfrezepten in Sanskrit
"Have thereof nor a welded-copy?" "That's a paperback book that are not sealed (our colleague C. . now the book had even pulled under the armpits and "Please You" said, but just forget it ... which comes only in the summer well) "But then I can exchange it's not everything!" "Of course, they buy it so so, so they may return it too!" "Yes!" , "?"
"Have you by Uwe Tellkrupp" The Wall The client wanted by Uwe Tellkamp, the tower .... close.
So, the first wars for it!
Monday, August 18, 2008
Modell Killer Hai Aus Der Fmd
creepy ....
young couple: "Where do you stand here because their horror books?"
Me: "Most of the front is in the thrillers, but also in the fantasy and science fiction shelf which is related to what. is searched for? "He
." The book is somehow ..... like that was .... Wetlands or so "I
Schmunzel me from back:" This is not a horror book "
He:" But it says, my buddy the totally gruesome "
mhmm ............., because he has quite
young couple: "Where do you stand here because their horror books?"
Me: "Most of the front is in the thrillers, but also in the fantasy and science fiction shelf which is related to what. is searched for? "He
." The book is somehow ..... like that was .... Wetlands or so "I
Schmunzel me from back:" This is not a horror book "
He:" But it says, my buddy the totally gruesome "
mhmm ............., because he has quite
Monday, July 28, 2008
Kates Playground Full Set Gallery
new and classic
Many customers are not able to express their wishes in complete sentences why we Weden regularly thrown at his head and words should we guess what the customer wants. (multiple answers possible)
Internet "
a) The customer wants to use the Internet at one of our Internet stations
b) The Internet (literally as" intermediate system " or "grid" of English. interconnected "connected" and networks " Network ") is a global Network is composed of many computer networks through which are used worldwide to exchange data.
c) computer science books
"Sport?"
a) ... is murder
b) basketball, hockey, horse riding, marathon, Thai boxing, swimming .....
c) Books on Sports
"health?"
a) "Thank you, I did not enjoy"
b) Is very, very important!
c) health? Find it here not, here are all sick
"little guys?"
a) If we currently do not. The slave-drivers are the first of summer with a new product
b) back there on the court castle .....
c) the customer toilet here is
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customer wants to pick up his book order. It is neither the name or to find an order. The customer moves on terrible what this music is all here for a service, outrageously, all incapable, as he calls extra to get it to put away because it will be a gift .......
He talks himself into terrible rage, we really go through all möglichenm sources of error, until only one question remains: "Do you have ordered it safe with us"
"Yes, for how stupid they think I am? This is surely" bookstore Mayer ""
"No, we are" bookstore Müller "
Without saying another word, he turns around and goes
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Customer: "Can you what time please look for me?
Me: "Yeah!"
customer: "I know the title but only in Icelandic"
I: ......
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customer: "6 weeks ago was up there a book about the same size (indicated by the hand a square), green with yellow letters, the. there is now no more. Where can I find out? "
Me: "Can you tell me the title?"
Customer: "No"
Me: "What it was because it was a novel, cookbook ...?"
Customer: "Can not tell them"
Many customers are not able to express their wishes in complete sentences why we Weden regularly thrown at his head and words should we guess what the customer wants. (multiple answers possible)
Internet "
a) The customer wants to use the Internet at one of our Internet stations
b) The Internet (literally as" intermediate system " or "grid" of English. interconnected "connected" and networks " Network ") is a global Network is composed of many computer networks through which are used worldwide to exchange data.
c) computer science books
"Sport?"
a) ... is murder
b) basketball, hockey, horse riding, marathon, Thai boxing, swimming .....
c) Books on Sports
"health?"
a) "Thank you, I did not enjoy"
b) Is very, very important!
c) health? Find it here not, here are all sick
"little guys?"
a) If we currently do not. The slave-drivers are the first of summer with a new product
b) back there on the court castle .....
c) the customer toilet here is
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customer wants to pick up his book order. It is neither the name or to find an order. The customer moves on terrible what this music is all here for a service, outrageously, all incapable, as he calls extra to get it to put away because it will be a gift .......
He talks himself into terrible rage, we really go through all möglichenm sources of error, until only one question remains: "Do you have ordered it safe with us"
"Yes, for how stupid they think I am? This is surely" bookstore Mayer ""
"No, we are" bookstore Müller "
Without saying another word, he turns around and goes
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Customer: "Can you what time please look for me?
Me: "Yeah!"
customer: "I know the title but only in Icelandic"
I: ......
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customer: "6 weeks ago was up there a book about the same size (indicated by the hand a square), green with yellow letters, the. there is now no more. Where can I find out? "
Me: "Can you tell me the title?"
Customer: "No"
Me: "What it was because it was a novel, cookbook ...?"
Customer: "Can not tell them"
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Yamaha Receiver Xbox Setting
"Something of that nature ..."
Customer: "Do you have something like in the way of a customer toilet?"
Here, the bucket .....
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customer: "Do you have something like this in the form of a cookbook?"
I:?
Customer: "Well, you have cookbooks?"
Me: "Yes, behind you ...."
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(To repeat, we are on more than 2,000 square meters)
Customer: "Can you tell me roughly the general direction, where they at the design books are? "
I point at random in the back Shop.
customer: "Where, please?"
Me: "Shall I show them the books?"
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customer: "I am looking for a sushi cookbook"
I show you the selection, flips through some books and then complains
" As is again only sushi in it! God, because the Japanese eat as a side dish! The answer is in here before! one of which is not yet full "
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Customer: "Do you have something like in the way of a customer toilet?"
Here, the bucket .....
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customer: "Do you have something like this in the form of a cookbook?"
I:?
Customer: "Well, you have cookbooks?"
Me: "Yes, behind you ...."
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(To repeat, we are on more than 2,000 square meters)
Customer: "Can you tell me roughly the general direction, where they at the design books are? "
I point at random in the back Shop.
customer: "Where, please?"
Me: "Shall I show them the books?"
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customer: "I am looking for a sushi cookbook"
I show you the selection, flips through some books and then complains
" As is again only sushi in it! God, because the Japanese eat as a side dish! The answer is in here before! one of which is not yet full "
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Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Comedy Central South Park Ad Music
and turns but ....
Two young girls without immigrant background like an atlas for The school now.
colleague shows you the most common school atlas.
girl: "Is that the latest edition?"
colleague: "Yes, the March 2006"
girl: "That can not even be the latest DA then vote yes not all the maps!"
colleague: "So much is changing there is not"
girl: "But the earth does move!"
Two young girls without immigrant background like an atlas for The school now.
colleague shows you the most common school atlas.
girl: "Is that the latest edition?"
colleague: "Yes, the March 2006"
girl: "That can not even be the latest DA then vote yes not all the maps!"
colleague: "So much is changing there is not"
girl: "But the earth does move!"
Disney World Discounts
new customer preferences
customer comes with a newspaper clipping: "The book I would have liked" In the article
is an ISBN and the title will both output zero hits in the search .....
's funny, when something is discussed in the paper.
I read the article more closely, looking for hidden information and discover the price of the book: 39,95 DM
"Yes, the article is a little old"
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I have now developed clairvoyant abilities:
customer "I am looking for the book: betrayal and love,"
Me: "You sure my pride and prejudice"
customer puzzled. yes "..... But how ... "
five years is a long time .......
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customer comes to the expression of a website. I let him not hesitate to order the book on it. Stood around in the middle:
Cookbook: Live Vol.3 easier
Oops! This book is here and is not available in bookstores
.... who can read
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customer looks at me with my book research on the shoulder.
"What do you see if a book is here at the store?"
behind If BD, such as inventory, is a number "after an intensive search," I'm sorry to the theme we have nothing in the house, I ordered what they can "
Customer:" But why, here is But BD = 0 "
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customer: "How long is because their vouchers valid?"
colleague: "3 years, but not so severe as to take"
customer: "Oh three years because he has to hurry, yes, he is after all 80!"
customer comes with a newspaper clipping: "The book I would have liked" In the article
is an ISBN and the title will both output zero hits in the search .....
's funny, when something is discussed in the paper.
I read the article more closely, looking for hidden information and discover the price of the book: 39,95 DM
"Yes, the article is a little old"
----------------------- ---------------------------------------
I have now developed clairvoyant abilities:
customer "I am looking for the book: betrayal and love,"
Me: "You sure my pride and prejudice"
customer puzzled. yes "..... But how ... "
five years is a long time .......
----------------------------------------------- ----------------
customer comes to the expression of a website. I let him not hesitate to order the book on it. Stood around in the middle:
Cookbook: Live Vol.3 easier
Oops! This book is here and is not available in bookstores
.... who can read
-------------------------------------------- --------------------
customer looks at me with my book research on the shoulder.
"What do you see if a book is here at the store?"
behind If BD, such as inventory, is a number "after an intensive search," I'm sorry to the theme we have nothing in the house, I ordered what they can "
Customer:" But why, here is But BD = 0 "
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customer: "How long is because their vouchers valid?"
colleague: "3 years, but not so severe as to take"
customer: "Oh three years because he has to hurry, yes, he is after all 80!"
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Dentitex Sonic Toothbrush Head
book title
These books are / were to buy it ....
- piles of sick and rectum
- Mach mal ne me noodle soup before I taint up doll
- Berlin from the back (gay guide)
- There are no bad people, said the bear, if they are well cooked
- The lactic acid-grain cereal as a meal biological radiation protection
- For a sad ass never leaves a happy fart
- How to be a villain - Evil Laughs Secret Lairs - Master Plan and more
.... more soon!
These books are / were to buy it ....
- piles of sick and rectum
- Mach mal ne me noodle soup before I taint up doll
- Berlin from the back (gay guide)
- There are no bad people, said the bear, if they are well cooked
- The lactic acid-grain cereal as a meal biological radiation protection
- For a sad ass never leaves a happy fart
- How to be a villain - Evil Laughs Secret Lairs - Master Plan and more
.... more soon!
Can I Charge My Tom Tom With My Laptop?
New curious dialogue between customers and booksellers
customer: "Have they Fummel these books?"
-> were meant to Wimmelbücher
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colleague to a gentleman standing next to a lady who currently serves is: "Do you belong together?"
Lord: "Yes, why Would they pull us apart?"
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Customer: "I look for the book" Dragon ", playing a boy since the all day with his Game Boy "
-> Eragon ... but what with the Game Boy should I still do not know ....
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15:49 a trainee comes to the colleague and says: "11 Minutes" colleague
"Yes, I know did you clock up 16 Feierabend
intern: "No, I have just a customer, I look for the book 11 minutes of Coelho ...."
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young man in combat boots and "aerodynamic" hairstyle comes into the store, "Yes, uh, then, ... We are a group of young men ... We would like to sew something and we need templates. Uh .. and that ...... I need a book with SS uniforms ..... best with Schnitmuster ...
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customer: "I suhe the book" Tiger Lilly and the strong ""
; -> Vicky the Viking
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Customer: "I was here yesterday schonmal because I have a very nice colleague showed them some books and I would now like to see it again! "
colleague: "The colleague, or the books?"
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customer (with a foreign accent and slightly aggressive tone: "I have a son, is'n the asshole sitting in jail für'n year and wants a book on card games! "
* gulp *
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customer: "Where did you get your oregano-books?"
; ----> Origami
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customer: "I am looking for Jan van Dijk" Nobody's supposed to know "
---> Lutz van Dijk" never a word " ; ... close to it
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client communicates with a stack of books before colleague "If you want to read, what would you recommend?"
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on the floor are everywhere Dekosterne small. Colleague takes the vacuum cleaner and sucks the ground, as is a customer: "Oh, what happened here as a star of accident?"
colleague: "No, is there burst an angel!"
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"If the book is packaged as a gift?"
"No, as a bag!"
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Customer: "I need a book for a child, where the situation is clarified that the gay dad and the mom is a lesbian! "
Oh dear, I would also like to clarify!
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customer: "Have they Fummel these books?"
-> were meant to Wimmelbücher
------- ------------------------
colleague to a gentleman standing next to a lady who currently serves is: "Do you belong together?"
Lord: "Yes, why Would they pull us apart?"
------------------------------
Customer: "I look for the book" Dragon ", playing a boy since the all day with his Game Boy "
-> Eragon ... but what with the Game Boy should I still do not know ....
-----------------------------
15:49 a trainee comes to the colleague and says: "11 Minutes" colleague
"Yes, I know did you clock up 16 Feierabend
intern: "No, I have just a customer, I look for the book 11 minutes of Coelho ...."
--------------- --------------
young man in combat boots and "aerodynamic" hairstyle comes into the store, "Yes, uh, then, ... We are a group of young men ... We would like to sew something and we need templates. Uh .. and that ...... I need a book with SS uniforms ..... best with Schnitmuster ...
-----------------------------
customer: "I suhe the book" Tiger Lilly and the strong ""
; -> Vicky the Viking
-----------------------------
Customer: "I was here yesterday schonmal because I have a very nice colleague showed them some books and I would now like to see it again! "
colleague: "The colleague, or the books?"
-----------------------------
customer (with a foreign accent and slightly aggressive tone: "I have a son, is'n the asshole sitting in jail für'n year and wants a book on card games! "
* gulp *
----------------------- ------
customer: "Where did you get your oregano-books?"
; ----> Origami
-----------------------------
customer: "I am looking for Jan van Dijk" Nobody's supposed to know "
---> Lutz van Dijk" never a word " ; ... close to it
-----------------------------
client communicates with a stack of books before colleague "If you want to read, what would you recommend?"
-----------------------------
on the floor are everywhere Dekosterne small. Colleague takes the vacuum cleaner and sucks the ground, as is a customer: "Oh, what happened here as a star of accident?"
colleague: "No, is there burst an angel!"
-----------------------------
"If the book is packaged as a gift?"
"No, as a bag!"
-----------------------------
Customer: "I need a book for a child, where the situation is clarified that the gay dad and the mom is a lesbian! "
Oh dear, I would also like to clarify!
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Sunday, March 23, 2008
Gbemul How To Use Sound
smorgasbord of howlers ...
in my first entry I collect everything first been so worth reading what happened. As I said all client meetings have taken place exactly as it is not embellished or exaggerated!
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students: "I need the fist of Schiller"
colleague (laughs and responds quite spontaneously): "Which ones are the left or right?"
student: "I do not care, I need it for school"
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student: "I need the pastures of the young gardener"
, -> Goethe, The Sorrows of Young Werther
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customer: "Please tell me, where do they have their pocket books"
I (. nb: we are a 2000 sqm large bookstore ): "What search Do they? "
customer: "TASCHENB OB CHER"
.... yes, so far we have been .....
-----
client replies me a little note: "Do you have this book?"
; Encyclopedia ------- ---------
Yes, it took longer!
-----
customer, with simply rustic appearance, talks Hessian dialect: "You haww scho 'Sigrid of the audio book?" I
, searching and searching and searching, but found no tracks with the name of Sigrid.
Me: "Write with the Sigrid What?"
customer: "Wu?" she looks over my shoulder
customer "you haww of all foalsch geschriwwe! Des enrolled S ECRE T (engl. the secret) ....
well we have talked about it again ....
-----
Customer: "My daughter reading a trilogy about Cleopatra and I want to surprise them and give her the second volume of "
Me:" Yes, gladly. As the book is called "
customer, puzzled:" What you have to but "
Me:" No, you know what is the name of the author, something from the title "
Customer:" No, it's about Cleopatra's way to the throne "
( aha )
Me:" Look here, this is a trilogy, set in Egypt and it is about Cleopatra. Was that it? "
Customer:" No "
( aha )
Me:" So you know how the series looks like "
Customer:" No "
( deep breath )
Customer:" But you have to the know! "
----------- No, I do not know what books her daughter !!!!!--------
-----
customer reads: "I am looking for a book the title is different 2 "
Me: "By Wolfgang Hohlbein, Anders'?"
Customer: "No, the title is different 2"
Me: "Anders and two as the number?"
customer: "Yes"
I search and search and ...... nothing
customer: "This is a Portuguese book!"
Me: "Mhmm, and that's the title in Portuguese?"
Customer: "No"
Me: "Then there is the German title and you want to know whether it is also the Portuguese?"
Customer: "No, if this is the German title, I do not know!"
??
Me: "How is it the Portuguese?"
Customer: "a cidade morta"
........ well we have talked about it
-----
young blonde (I must mention it) girl, between 18 and 20: "Sorry, but you are familiar with books?"
I ( as you learn three years, is 40 hours a week in the shop, the last 5 years ..... ): "Yes"
girl: "see also"
??
Me: silent --- ---
girl ". I search a book, but it must be thin to read for me"
oh what, how it would be over with the Flyers from the beauty salon?
-----
Another young woman, dressed very elegantly, too much makeup: "Really your law department is so well equipped as anything but good times * sigh *, probably because I have to order something, is no other way * sigh *. When this would be there? "
Me: "Because we have good after 17 clock until the day after tomorrow"
Customer: ( is the facade fall ) WUS? Hähhh .... first? ( derelict in Kanak language ... )
So if you already play a show, but please then to the end!
-----
colleague: "I'm sorry, the book we have not stop there, but we can give them is ordered! then, however, until after tomorrow because "
customer" I need it but tomorrow! "
colleague:" I'm sorry, we have already too late, the Bestallannahme the wholesaler for tomorrow is already over, "
customer:" Oh, you can not make an exception for me? "
thought, moment, I just read quickly to the ordering program and give modest Libri ....
-----
and more will follow soon ^___^
in my first entry I collect everything first been so worth reading what happened. As I said all client meetings have taken place exactly as it is not embellished or exaggerated!
-----
students: "I need the fist of Schiller"
colleague (laughs and responds quite spontaneously): "Which ones are the left or right?"
student: "I do not care, I need it for school"
-----
student: "I need the pastures of the young gardener"
, -> Goethe, The Sorrows of Young Werther
-----
customer: "Please tell me, where do they have their pocket books"
I (. nb: we are a 2000 sqm large bookstore ): "What search Do they? "
customer: "TASCHENB OB CHER"
.... yes, so far we have been .....
-----
client replies me a little note: "Do you have this book?"
; Encyclopedia ------- ---------
Yes, it took longer!
-----
customer, with simply rustic appearance, talks Hessian dialect: "You haww scho 'Sigrid of the audio book?" I
, searching and searching and searching, but found no tracks with the name of Sigrid.
Me: "Write with the Sigrid What?"
customer: "Wu?" she looks over my shoulder
customer "you haww of all foalsch geschriwwe! Des enrolled S ECRE T (engl. the secret) ....
well we have talked about it again ....
-----
Customer: "My daughter reading a trilogy about Cleopatra and I want to surprise them and give her the second volume of "
Me:" Yes, gladly. As the book is called "
customer, puzzled:" What you have to but "
Me:" No, you know what is the name of the author, something from the title "
Customer:" No, it's about Cleopatra's way to the throne "
( aha )
Me:" Look here, this is a trilogy, set in Egypt and it is about Cleopatra. Was that it? "
Customer:" No "
( aha )
Me:" So you know how the series looks like "
Customer:" No "
( deep breath )
Customer:" But you have to the know! "
----------- No, I do not know what books her daughter !!!!!--------
-----
customer reads: "I am looking for a book the title is different 2 "
Me: "By Wolfgang Hohlbein, Anders'?"
Customer: "No, the title is different 2"
Me: "Anders and two as the number?"
customer: "Yes"
I search and search and ...... nothing
customer: "This is a Portuguese book!"
Me: "Mhmm, and that's the title in Portuguese?"
Customer: "No"
Me: "Then there is the German title and you want to know whether it is also the Portuguese?"
Customer: "No, if this is the German title, I do not know!"
??
Me: "How is it the Portuguese?"
Customer: "a cidade morta"
........ well we have talked about it
-----
young blonde (I must mention it) girl, between 18 and 20: "Sorry, but you are familiar with books?"
I ( as you learn three years, is 40 hours a week in the shop, the last 5 years ..... ): "Yes"
girl: "see also"
??
Me: silent --- ---
girl ". I search a book, but it must be thin to read for me"
oh what, how it would be over with the Flyers from the beauty salon?
-----
Another young woman, dressed very elegantly, too much makeup: "Really your law department is so well equipped as anything but good times * sigh *, probably because I have to order something, is no other way * sigh *. When this would be there? "
Me: "Because we have good after 17 clock until the day after tomorrow"
Customer: ( is the facade fall ) WUS? Hähhh .... first? ( derelict in Kanak language ... )
So if you already play a show, but please then to the end!
-----
colleague: "I'm sorry, the book we have not stop there, but we can give them is ordered! then, however, until after tomorrow because "
customer" I need it but tomorrow! "
colleague:" I'm sorry, we have already too late, the Bestallannahme the wholesaler for tomorrow is already over, "
customer:" Oh, you can not make an exception for me? "
thought, moment, I just read quickly to the ordering program and give modest Libri ....
-----
and more will follow soon ^___^
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