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Many customers are not able to express their wishes in complete sentences why we Weden regularly thrown at his head and words should we guess what the customer wants. (multiple answers possible)
Internet "
a) The customer wants to use the Internet at one of our Internet stations
b) The Internet (literally as" intermediate system " or "grid" of English. interconnected "connected" and networks " Network ") is a global Network is composed of many computer networks through which are used worldwide to exchange data.
c) computer science books
"Sport?"
a) ... is murder
b) basketball, hockey, horse riding, marathon, Thai boxing, swimming .....
c) Books on Sports
"health?"
a) "Thank you, I did not enjoy"
b) Is very, very important!
c) health? Find it here not, here are all sick
"little guys?"
a) If we currently do not. The slave-drivers are the first of summer with a new product
b) back there on the court castle .....
c) the customer toilet here is
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customer wants to pick up his book order. It is neither the name or to find an order. The customer moves on terrible what this music is all here for a service, outrageously, all incapable, as he calls extra to get it to put away because it will be a gift .......
He talks himself into terrible rage, we really go through all möglichenm sources of error, until only one question remains: "Do you have ordered it safe with us"
"Yes, for how stupid they think I am? This is surely" bookstore Mayer ""
"No, we are" bookstore Müller "
Without saying another word, he turns around and goes
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Customer: "Can you what time please look for me?
Me: "Yeah!"
customer: "I know the title but only in Icelandic"
I: ......
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customer: "6 weeks ago was up there a book about the same size (indicated by the hand a square), green with yellow letters, the. there is now no more. Where can I find out? "
Me: "Can you tell me the title?"
Customer: "No"
Me: "What it was because it was a novel, cookbook ...?"
Customer: "Can not tell them"
Monday, July 28, 2008
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Yamaha Receiver Xbox Setting
"Something of that nature ..."
Customer: "Do you have something like in the way of a customer toilet?"
Here, the bucket .....
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customer: "Do you have something like this in the form of a cookbook?"
I:?
Customer: "Well, you have cookbooks?"
Me: "Yes, behind you ...."
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(To repeat, we are on more than 2,000 square meters)
Customer: "Can you tell me roughly the general direction, where they at the design books are? "
I point at random in the back Shop.
customer: "Where, please?"
Me: "Shall I show them the books?"
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customer: "I am looking for a sushi cookbook"
I show you the selection, flips through some books and then complains
" As is again only sushi in it! God, because the Japanese eat as a side dish! The answer is in here before! one of which is not yet full "
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Customer: "Do you have something like in the way of a customer toilet?"
Here, the bucket .....
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customer: "Do you have something like this in the form of a cookbook?"
I:?
Customer: "Well, you have cookbooks?"
Me: "Yes, behind you ...."
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(To repeat, we are on more than 2,000 square meters)
Customer: "Can you tell me roughly the general direction, where they at the design books are? "
I point at random in the back Shop.
customer: "Where, please?"
Me: "Shall I show them the books?"
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customer: "I am looking for a sushi cookbook"
I show you the selection, flips through some books and then complains
" As is again only sushi in it! God, because the Japanese eat as a side dish! The answer is in here before! one of which is not yet full "
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Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Comedy Central South Park Ad Music
and turns but ....
Two young girls without immigrant background like an atlas for The school now.
colleague shows you the most common school atlas.
girl: "Is that the latest edition?"
colleague: "Yes, the March 2006"
girl: "That can not even be the latest DA then vote yes not all the maps!"
colleague: "So much is changing there is not"
girl: "But the earth does move!"
Two young girls without immigrant background like an atlas for The school now.
colleague shows you the most common school atlas.
girl: "Is that the latest edition?"
colleague: "Yes, the March 2006"
girl: "That can not even be the latest DA then vote yes not all the maps!"
colleague: "So much is changing there is not"
girl: "But the earth does move!"
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