book title
These books are / were to buy it ....
- piles of sick and rectum
- Mach mal ne me noodle soup before I taint up doll
- Berlin from the back (gay guide)
- There are no bad people, said the bear, if they are well cooked
- The lactic acid-grain cereal as a meal biological radiation protection
- For a sad ass never leaves a happy fart
- How to be a villain - Evil Laughs Secret Lairs - Master Plan and more
.... more soon!
Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Can I Charge My Tom Tom With My Laptop?
New curious dialogue between customers and booksellers
customer: "Have they Fummel these books?"
-> were meant to Wimmelbücher
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colleague to a gentleman standing next to a lady who currently serves is: "Do you belong together?"
Lord: "Yes, why Would they pull us apart?"
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Customer: "I look for the book" Dragon ", playing a boy since the all day with his Game Boy "
-> Eragon ... but what with the Game Boy should I still do not know ....
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15:49 a trainee comes to the colleague and says: "11 Minutes" colleague
"Yes, I know did you clock up 16 Feierabend
intern: "No, I have just a customer, I look for the book 11 minutes of Coelho ...."
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young man in combat boots and "aerodynamic" hairstyle comes into the store, "Yes, uh, then, ... We are a group of young men ... We would like to sew something and we need templates. Uh .. and that ...... I need a book with SS uniforms ..... best with Schnitmuster ...
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customer: "I suhe the book" Tiger Lilly and the strong ""
; -> Vicky the Viking
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Customer: "I was here yesterday schonmal because I have a very nice colleague showed them some books and I would now like to see it again! "
colleague: "The colleague, or the books?"
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customer (with a foreign accent and slightly aggressive tone: "I have a son, is'n the asshole sitting in jail für'n year and wants a book on card games! "
* gulp *
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customer: "Where did you get your oregano-books?"
; ----> Origami
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customer: "I am looking for Jan van Dijk" Nobody's supposed to know "
---> Lutz van Dijk" never a word " ; ... close to it
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client communicates with a stack of books before colleague "If you want to read, what would you recommend?"
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on the floor are everywhere Dekosterne small. Colleague takes the vacuum cleaner and sucks the ground, as is a customer: "Oh, what happened here as a star of accident?"
colleague: "No, is there burst an angel!"
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"If the book is packaged as a gift?"
"No, as a bag!"
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Customer: "I need a book for a child, where the situation is clarified that the gay dad and the mom is a lesbian! "
Oh dear, I would also like to clarify!
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customer: "Have they Fummel these books?"
-> were meant to Wimmelbücher
------- ------------------------
colleague to a gentleman standing next to a lady who currently serves is: "Do you belong together?"
Lord: "Yes, why Would they pull us apart?"
------------------------------
Customer: "I look for the book" Dragon ", playing a boy since the all day with his Game Boy "
-> Eragon ... but what with the Game Boy should I still do not know ....
-----------------------------
15:49 a trainee comes to the colleague and says: "11 Minutes" colleague
"Yes, I know did you clock up 16 Feierabend
intern: "No, I have just a customer, I look for the book 11 minutes of Coelho ...."
--------------- --------------
young man in combat boots and "aerodynamic" hairstyle comes into the store, "Yes, uh, then, ... We are a group of young men ... We would like to sew something and we need templates. Uh .. and that ...... I need a book with SS uniforms ..... best with Schnitmuster ...
-----------------------------
customer: "I suhe the book" Tiger Lilly and the strong ""
; -> Vicky the Viking
-----------------------------
Customer: "I was here yesterday schonmal because I have a very nice colleague showed them some books and I would now like to see it again! "
colleague: "The colleague, or the books?"
-----------------------------
customer (with a foreign accent and slightly aggressive tone: "I have a son, is'n the asshole sitting in jail für'n year and wants a book on card games! "
* gulp *
----------------------- ------
customer: "Where did you get your oregano-books?"
; ----> Origami
-----------------------------
customer: "I am looking for Jan van Dijk" Nobody's supposed to know "
---> Lutz van Dijk" never a word " ; ... close to it
-----------------------------
client communicates with a stack of books before colleague "If you want to read, what would you recommend?"
-----------------------------
on the floor are everywhere Dekosterne small. Colleague takes the vacuum cleaner and sucks the ground, as is a customer: "Oh, what happened here as a star of accident?"
colleague: "No, is there burst an angel!"
-----------------------------
"If the book is packaged as a gift?"
"No, as a bag!"
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Customer: "I need a book for a child, where the situation is clarified that the gay dad and the mom is a lesbian! "
Oh dear, I would also like to clarify!
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Sunday, March 23, 2008
Gbemul How To Use Sound
smorgasbord of howlers ...
in my first entry I collect everything first been so worth reading what happened. As I said all client meetings have taken place exactly as it is not embellished or exaggerated!
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students: "I need the fist of Schiller"
colleague (laughs and responds quite spontaneously): "Which ones are the left or right?"
student: "I do not care, I need it for school"
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student: "I need the pastures of the young gardener"
, -> Goethe, The Sorrows of Young Werther
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customer: "Please tell me, where do they have their pocket books"
I (. nb: we are a 2000 sqm large bookstore ): "What search Do they? "
customer: "TASCHENB OB CHER"
.... yes, so far we have been .....
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client replies me a little note: "Do you have this book?"
; Encyclopedia ------- ---------
Yes, it took longer!
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customer, with simply rustic appearance, talks Hessian dialect: "You haww scho 'Sigrid of the audio book?" I
, searching and searching and searching, but found no tracks with the name of Sigrid.
Me: "Write with the Sigrid What?"
customer: "Wu?" she looks over my shoulder
customer "you haww of all foalsch geschriwwe! Des enrolled S ECRE T (engl. the secret) ....
well we have talked about it again ....
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Customer: "My daughter reading a trilogy about Cleopatra and I want to surprise them and give her the second volume of "
Me:" Yes, gladly. As the book is called "
customer, puzzled:" What you have to but "
Me:" No, you know what is the name of the author, something from the title "
Customer:" No, it's about Cleopatra's way to the throne "
( aha )
Me:" Look here, this is a trilogy, set in Egypt and it is about Cleopatra. Was that it? "
Customer:" No "
( aha )
Me:" So you know how the series looks like "
Customer:" No "
( deep breath )
Customer:" But you have to the know! "
----------- No, I do not know what books her daughter !!!!!--------
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customer reads: "I am looking for a book the title is different 2 "
Me: "By Wolfgang Hohlbein, Anders'?"
Customer: "No, the title is different 2"
Me: "Anders and two as the number?"
customer: "Yes"
I search and search and ...... nothing
customer: "This is a Portuguese book!"
Me: "Mhmm, and that's the title in Portuguese?"
Customer: "No"
Me: "Then there is the German title and you want to know whether it is also the Portuguese?"
Customer: "No, if this is the German title, I do not know!"
??
Me: "How is it the Portuguese?"
Customer: "a cidade morta"
........ well we have talked about it
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young blonde (I must mention it) girl, between 18 and 20: "Sorry, but you are familiar with books?"
I ( as you learn three years, is 40 hours a week in the shop, the last 5 years ..... ): "Yes"
girl: "see also"
??
Me: silent --- ---
girl ". I search a book, but it must be thin to read for me"
oh what, how it would be over with the Flyers from the beauty salon?
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Another young woman, dressed very elegantly, too much makeup: "Really your law department is so well equipped as anything but good times * sigh *, probably because I have to order something, is no other way * sigh *. When this would be there? "
Me: "Because we have good after 17 clock until the day after tomorrow"
Customer: ( is the facade fall ) WUS? Hähhh .... first? ( derelict in Kanak language ... )
So if you already play a show, but please then to the end!
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colleague: "I'm sorry, the book we have not stop there, but we can give them is ordered! then, however, until after tomorrow because "
customer" I need it but tomorrow! "
colleague:" I'm sorry, we have already too late, the Bestallannahme the wholesaler for tomorrow is already over, "
customer:" Oh, you can not make an exception for me? "
thought, moment, I just read quickly to the ordering program and give modest Libri ....
-----
and more will follow soon ^___^
in my first entry I collect everything first been so worth reading what happened. As I said all client meetings have taken place exactly as it is not embellished or exaggerated!
-----
students: "I need the fist of Schiller"
colleague (laughs and responds quite spontaneously): "Which ones are the left or right?"
student: "I do not care, I need it for school"
-----
student: "I need the pastures of the young gardener"
, -> Goethe, The Sorrows of Young Werther
-----
customer: "Please tell me, where do they have their pocket books"
I (. nb: we are a 2000 sqm large bookstore ): "What search Do they? "
customer: "TASCHENB OB CHER"
.... yes, so far we have been .....
-----
client replies me a little note: "Do you have this book?"
; Encyclopedia ------- ---------
Yes, it took longer!
-----
customer, with simply rustic appearance, talks Hessian dialect: "You haww scho 'Sigrid of the audio book?" I
, searching and searching and searching, but found no tracks with the name of Sigrid.
Me: "Write with the Sigrid What?"
customer: "Wu?" she looks over my shoulder
customer "you haww of all foalsch geschriwwe! Des enrolled S ECRE T (engl. the secret) ....
well we have talked about it again ....
-----
Customer: "My daughter reading a trilogy about Cleopatra and I want to surprise them and give her the second volume of "
Me:" Yes, gladly. As the book is called "
customer, puzzled:" What you have to but "
Me:" No, you know what is the name of the author, something from the title "
Customer:" No, it's about Cleopatra's way to the throne "
( aha )
Me:" Look here, this is a trilogy, set in Egypt and it is about Cleopatra. Was that it? "
Customer:" No "
( aha )
Me:" So you know how the series looks like "
Customer:" No "
( deep breath )
Customer:" But you have to the know! "
----------- No, I do not know what books her daughter !!!!!--------
-----
customer reads: "I am looking for a book the title is different 2 "
Me: "By Wolfgang Hohlbein, Anders'?"
Customer: "No, the title is different 2"
Me: "Anders and two as the number?"
customer: "Yes"
I search and search and ...... nothing
customer: "This is a Portuguese book!"
Me: "Mhmm, and that's the title in Portuguese?"
Customer: "No"
Me: "Then there is the German title and you want to know whether it is also the Portuguese?"
Customer: "No, if this is the German title, I do not know!"
??
Me: "How is it the Portuguese?"
Customer: "a cidade morta"
........ well we have talked about it
-----
young blonde (I must mention it) girl, between 18 and 20: "Sorry, but you are familiar with books?"
I ( as you learn three years, is 40 hours a week in the shop, the last 5 years ..... ): "Yes"
girl: "see also"
??
Me: silent --- ---
girl ". I search a book, but it must be thin to read for me"
oh what, how it would be over with the Flyers from the beauty salon?
-----
Another young woman, dressed very elegantly, too much makeup: "Really your law department is so well equipped as anything but good times * sigh *, probably because I have to order something, is no other way * sigh *. When this would be there? "
Me: "Because we have good after 17 clock until the day after tomorrow"
Customer: ( is the facade fall ) WUS? Hähhh .... first? ( derelict in Kanak language ... )
So if you already play a show, but please then to the end!
-----
colleague: "I'm sorry, the book we have not stop there, but we can give them is ordered! then, however, until after tomorrow because "
customer" I need it but tomorrow! "
colleague:" I'm sorry, we have already too late, the Bestallannahme the wholesaler for tomorrow is already over, "
customer:" Oh, you can not make an exception for me? "
thought, moment, I just read quickly to the ordering program and give modest Libri ....
-----
and more will follow soon ^___^
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