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"Something of that nature ..."

Customer: "Do you have something like in the way of a customer toilet?"

Here, the bucket .....

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customer: "Do you have something like this in the form of a cookbook?"
I:?
Customer: "Well, you have cookbooks?"
Me: "Yes, behind you ...."

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(To repeat, we are on more than 2,000 square meters)
Customer: "Can you tell me roughly the general direction, where they at the design books are? "
I point at random in the back Shop.
customer: "Where, please?"
Me: "Shall I show them the books?"

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customer: "I am looking for a sushi cookbook"
I show you the selection, flips through some books and then complains
" As is again only sushi in it! God, because the Japanese eat as a side dish! The answer is in here before! one of which is not yet full "

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and turns but ....

Two young girls without immigrant background like an atlas for The school now.
colleague shows you the most common school atlas.
girl: "Is that the latest edition?"
colleague: "Yes, the March 2006"
girl: "That can not even be the latest DA then vote yes not all the maps!"
colleague: "So much is changing there is not"
girl: "But the earth does move!"

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new customer preferences

customer comes with a newspaper clipping: "The book I would have liked" In the article
is an ISBN and the title will both output zero hits in the search .....
's funny, when something is discussed in the paper.
I read the article more closely, looking for hidden information and discover the price of the book: 39,95 DM
"Yes, the article is a little old"


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I have now developed clairvoyant abilities:
customer "I am looking for the book: betrayal and love,"
Me: "You sure my pride and prejudice"
customer puzzled. yes "..... But how ... "

five years is a long time .......


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customer comes to the expression of a website. I let him not hesitate to order the book on it. Stood around in the middle:

Cookbook: Live Vol.3 easier
Oops! This book is here and is not available in bookstores

.... who can read


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customer looks at me with my book research on the shoulder.
"What do you see if a book is here at the store?"

behind If BD, such as inventory, is a number "after an intensive search," I'm sorry to the theme we have nothing in the house, I ordered what they can "
Customer:" But why, here is But BD = 0 "


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customer: "How long is because their vouchers valid?"
colleague: "3 years, but not so severe as to take"
customer: "Oh three years because he has to hurry, yes, he is after all 80!"