third December 2nd
Do you think you sometimes," crap, I would not just go to the phone? Such a conversation I had today. One would have to record it, I can not even play so well.
I take off: "Here the bookstore XYZ, Hello"
Woman: "Ha-ll-ooooo --- hoooo, yesterday I bought two books with you, today I will order two. Although, the one I've seen with you. This is because on the way to the cookbooks, no advance, in such a table. Well, what was it, yes, the Asterix in Hesse. He is still new right? Because I only need the new, the others we have that are so funny and I will give the, the others have already given away. And the other book they have not since ( way, I in all that time has not said ....), I know I was yesterday for two hours at you in the store, but that is not there, the other bookstore has always been there when I am there, only her did not. Well no matter, she ordered me yes, that's a Rolf Reinicke the Lofoten Islands north coast for 32, - € costs, but 32, - € is not it.
(My chance!) "Yes, exactly, the Asterix I put them back like the other is tomorrow because"
"Tomorrow? When tomorrow? Oh, I'm always first on Saturday, but they call me anyway, right? "
" Can we do. What is her name? "
" Popanda "
" Please? I have it not understood acoustically "
" Popanda, as Po and Panda Hahahahahahahahah * * throw away "
. ....... ok, I'm on the radio, I get ripped off ....... I put on just now, one notices that do not ..... not ..... after the 5 mulled wine, which has intus
the rest of the day I am no longer married to the phone.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Protein Buildup In Eyes
December
"If you give me a book today when the order is then there?"
"Tomorrow, when we open, you can get it"
"Oh no, it takes me too long I need it but until Christmas "
?
"Does this child-language calendar (points to a Berlitz English for Kids Tagesabreißkalender), also in Icelandic?"
"Unfortunately, no"
"Too bad that would be a gap in the market" ;
..... sure
"Back To what point the better recipes?"
"Puuuh can not say so, both good"
"For what have you been doing ever heard?"
"I'm sorry, but I have no time to bake "
" But but they do eat "
senseless dialogues at the checkout:
"? Need a bag "
" No thanks "grabs his money in the stock market, looks at me, waiting .. ..
"Yes?"
"Give me maybe a bag?" * Snotty *
"They did not want"
"When did I say that?"
"I had she asked "
" No "
customer behind him:" Yes, "
customer" please "?
customer back: "But the lady you asked"
Customer: "So I suppose I'll understand if I am still cursing whoever was ....* * asks"
The book I keep for several minutes packed in a bag in front of him, finally he goes.
to a new client: "I dare not ask ...."
customer smiles and says something loud and very clear:" YES, I WANT A GRIP "on it the other is still unaware of ....
was otherwise very quiet today. Was probably the bad weather. But unfortunately that will not stay that way .....
"If you give me a book today when the order is then there?"
"Tomorrow, when we open, you can get it"
"Oh no, it takes me too long I need it but until Christmas "
?
"Does this child-language calendar (points to a Berlitz English for Kids Tagesabreißkalender), also in Icelandic?"
"Unfortunately, no"
"Too bad that would be a gap in the market" ;
..... sure
"Back To what point the better recipes?"
"Puuuh can not say so, both good"
"For what have you been doing ever heard?"
"I'm sorry, but I have no time to bake "
" But but they do eat "
senseless dialogues at the checkout:
"? Need a bag "
" No thanks "grabs his money in the stock market, looks at me, waiting .. ..
"Yes?"
"Give me maybe a bag?" * Snotty *
"They did not want"
"When did I say that?"
"I had she asked "
" No "
customer behind him:" Yes, "
customer" please "?
customer back: "But the lady you asked"
Customer: "So I suppose I'll understand if I am still cursing whoever was ....* * asks"
The book I keep for several minutes packed in a bag in front of him, finally he goes.
to a new client: "I dare not ask ...."
customer smiles and says something loud and very clear:" YES, I WANT A GRIP "on it the other is still unaware of ....
was otherwise very quiet today. Was probably the bad weather. But unfortunately that will not stay that way .....
Monday, December 1, 2008
Beautiful Agony Best Of
bookseller @ 2008-12-01T20: 49:00
The holiday season is our point of retail In a difficult time. To get the whole process a little emotional, I want to start an Advent Blogg. I try my customers daily highlights play and maybe it will help me and you ^ __ °
Have fun!
The day started that we have poured our own high turnover Saturday with a glass of champagne. Say, 10 bookshops and two leaders meet at 9.00 clock in the morning on together. Tipsy, it works really better ..... If we make the next Monday again, before I swallow a few pain killers that then thought I might be completely resistant.
Up by 12 clock we only work with half the cast, just shift. Nevertheless, it is already very full by 11 Still not Angestellete are right there to wait for the customer, just a short time until you can dig out with his question ("Do you have a customer toilet?"). Bad, the older ladies. They have zero time. Is understandable, at that age you do not know how much longer so ......... can go to town. But wait two minutes, that's too much.
I serve a customer, we talk, and right behind me speaks without short to stop such a lady "thing you ever miss, just a quick question, have you Dene Hagenburg (Hare, Hare) calendar?" "One moment please, I look immediately after" "Because I have namely, further, I can only say quickly find the lich "hat" side of the cafe on a big table, "" Where? "My first customer, of course, in the same time also things in demand. The phone rings at the counter that someone calls for help and the cafe latte to think of ... I will return home.
Customer: "I am looking for the book" Fathers' "
Me:" I would just need some information, maybe you know the author weil. .. "
customer:" The book hot t fathers
Me: "Yes, but when I ...."
customer:" I know nothing else. That was yesterday in HR. From such a professor, "I
." Yes, I now have the same problem ... "
customer:" Des's is brand new knew, 'You'
Me: "Yes, only if I ......"
customer: "Where have they located their new books?"
(I could just go, you would not even remember)
"Where did you get your African wedding customs in French? "" back, next to the Gugelhupfrezepten in Sanskrit
"Have thereof nor a welded-copy?" "That's a paperback book that are not sealed (our colleague C. . now the book had even pulled under the armpits and "Please You" said, but just forget it ... which comes only in the summer well) "But then I can exchange it's not everything!" "Of course, they buy it so so, so they may return it too!" "Yes!" , "?"
"Have you by Uwe Tellkrupp" The Wall The client wanted by Uwe Tellkamp, the tower .... close.
So, the first wars for it!
The holiday season is our point of retail In a difficult time. To get the whole process a little emotional, I want to start an Advent Blogg. I try my customers daily highlights play and maybe it will help me and you ^ __ °
Have fun!
The day started that we have poured our own high turnover Saturday with a glass of champagne. Say, 10 bookshops and two leaders meet at 9.00 clock in the morning on together. Tipsy, it works really better ..... If we make the next Monday again, before I swallow a few pain killers that then thought I might be completely resistant.
Up by 12 clock we only work with half the cast, just shift. Nevertheless, it is already very full by 11 Still not Angestellete are right there to wait for the customer, just a short time until you can dig out with his question ("Do you have a customer toilet?"). Bad, the older ladies. They have zero time. Is understandable, at that age you do not know how much longer so ......... can go to town. But wait two minutes, that's too much.
I serve a customer, we talk, and right behind me speaks without short to stop such a lady "thing you ever miss, just a quick question, have you Dene Hagenburg (Hare, Hare) calendar?" "One moment please, I look immediately after" "Because I have namely, further, I can only say quickly find the lich "hat" side of the cafe on a big table, "" Where? "My first customer, of course, in the same time also things in demand. The phone rings at the counter that someone calls for help and the cafe latte to think of ... I will return home.
Customer: "I am looking for the book" Fathers' "
Me:" I would just need some information, maybe you know the author weil. .. "
customer:" The book hot t fathers
Me: "Yes, but when I ...."
customer:" I know nothing else. That was yesterday in HR. From such a professor, "I
." Yes, I now have the same problem ... "
customer:" Des's is brand new knew, 'You'
Me: "Yes, only if I ......"
customer: "Where have they located their new books?"
(I could just go, you would not even remember)
"Where did you get your African wedding customs in French? "" back, next to the Gugelhupfrezepten in Sanskrit
"Have thereof nor a welded-copy?" "That's a paperback book that are not sealed (our colleague C. . now the book had even pulled under the armpits and "Please You" said, but just forget it ... which comes only in the summer well) "But then I can exchange it's not everything!" "Of course, they buy it so so, so they may return it too!" "Yes!" , "?"
"Have you by Uwe Tellkrupp" The Wall The client wanted by Uwe Tellkamp, the tower .... close.
So, the first wars for it!
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